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carlorossi wrote:Dienas pērle: "Pēdējais latvietis izslēdz gaismu lidostā."
muahahaha:laugh: +1
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Izrādās:

Pontiac - Poor Old Nigger Think It's A Cadillac
Ford - Found On Road Dead
Dodge - Dead On Delivery Go Easy
Saab - Sad Attempt At Beauty
BMW - Barely Moving Wreck

:D

Varam vēl citus klāt piedomāt? ;)
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lawyer wrote:Izrādās:

Pontiac - Poor Old Nigger Think It's A Cadillac
Ford - Found On Road Dead
Dodge - Dead On Delivery Go Easy
Saab - Sad Attempt At Beauty
BMW - Barely Moving Wreck

:D

Varam vēl citus klāt piedomāt? ;)
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Nīgrais wrote:
lawyer wrote:Izrādās:

Pontiac - Poor Old Nigger Think It's A Cadillac
Ford - Found On Road Dead
Dodge - Dead On Delivery Go Easy
Saab - Sad Attempt At Beauty
BMW - Barely Moving Wreck

:D

Varam vēl citus klāt piedomāt? ;)
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Cepums!

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+1:D:D:D
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Piektdien pabiju Liepājā un sanāca anekdote iz dzīves.

Kopā ar ģimeni netālu no Rock kafejnīcas ejam garām vienam pavecākam vīram ar mugursomu, kurš piedāvā nopirkt rokas pulksteni.
Es: Vai Rolex ? ;)
Vīrs: Nē, Elmārs. :blink: :woohoo:
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Aero - Another Evil Religious Organization :D
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lawyer wrote:Aero - Another Evil Religious Organization :D
Labs!
Man ar` ir variants

Aftermarket engine repair order.
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lawyer wrote:Aero - Another Evil Religious Organization :D
+1! Kur nu vēl patiesāk :)
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Kad lūkojos pēc auto, kas būs KIA's pēctecis, bet nevarēju to vēl saskatīt, salonā man piedāvāja Cadillac BLS, tulkojot pēdējos burtus kā "Built Like SAAB" :) Gandrīz pārliecināja. :silly:
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KIA - Keep It Away;)
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Atcerējos vienu no "seniem laikiem":
MOSKVIČ - medļenno otjehal sto kilometrov viļezai i čiņi.
2003. 9-5 W 2,3 t
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Hyundai Getz i voditelju pizdec
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GuntisG wrote:Atcerējos vienu no "seniem laikiem":
MOSKVIČ - medļenno otjehal sto kilometrov viļezai i čiņi.
Labais:laugh:
Normally aspirated engine is like never ending turbo lag :)

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nezinaaju ,ka recaro razhojis shaadus benkjus :woohoo: :laugh: http://www.ss.lv/msg/lv/transport/spare ... eldef.html
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alpins wrote:nezinaaju ,ka recaro razhojis shaadus benkjus :woohoo: :laugh: http://www.ss.lv/msg/lv/transport/spare ... eldef.html
9-3 2002.gada turbo anniversary sēdekļi. Recaro - nezinu :)
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